DO NOT HIT ME LIKE THAT
A guy enters a bar carrying an alligator. Says to the patrons,
“Here’s a deal. I’ll open this alligator’s mouth and place my genitals inside. The gator will close his mouth for one minute, then open it, and I’ll remove my unit unscathed. If it works, everyone buys me drinks.”
“Here’s a deal. I’ll open this alligator’s mouth and place my genitals inside. The gator will close his mouth for one minute, then open it, and I’ll remove my unit unscathed. If it works, everyone buys me drinks.”
The crowd agrees. The guy drops his pants and puts his privates in the gator’s mouth. Gator closes